2 Purge my mind of all the useless negativity. Making me healthier. Note that Jack umm .. George is holding his stomach here.
3 Prevent me from having to share unhappy experiences with others and bring them down.
So far so good. I feel much relieved. You might think this is a bit tongue-in-cheek but no, I think there is merit in this idea. It feels good to express my feelings. What do you think of this idea?